Franklin’s very first Bedtime Story for Grown-ass Folks. This first episode is called, Pluto: The Racist Planet. It’s the story about the beginnings of The Universe.

You’re gonna love it!… Well, approximately 51.3% of you will.

On this, the opening week of the newest Star Wars movie, Franklin tells the little-known, Star Wars Episode 1.25 (or 3.25 depending on when you start counting). It's the story of Bob and Tim; two white-collar employees of The Empire. Also, just like The Empire, The Dreaded Tony Allen strikes back. (Because he’s THE WORST!)

In this episode, we hear Franklin’s origin story as he confronts his Nemesis, relaunches the podcast, becomes an entrepreneur and a hero! (Entreprenero)

The story of how Eve and The Snake saved The Universe.

Turns out happiness is not really a warm blanket, it’s a big-@$$ quilt.

The folksy genius of Sarah Palin

Dorothy Isono, (one of my former colleagues), dispenses wisdom on advertising and how it leads to the creation of Sarah Palin.

The only constants in the world are life, death, blackberries and email.

Is it just bad luck, or does The Universe have a grudge against Franklin? (Spoiler alert: The Universe has a grudge.)

Trojan Jackson dispenses wisdom on how to get stuff done.

Can the love for Spider-Man be passed through the genes? Prolly.

My epic battle with Jazz Trumpeter, Wynton Marsalis… That he is completely unaware of.

If you can’t get into heaven, the “normal” way, you’re gonna need a plan. Fortunately, Franklin has a plan. (Nobody said it was a good plan, it’s just a plan.)